Tag: funny
group name: collectivewisdom
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March 23, 2008 12:24 PM EDT --
For a little more than a week William had a bad cold. He had been coughing, and weak. Being diabetic , when he lost his appetite I was concerned. His blood sugar dropped and he got those wobbly . . . more
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January 14, 2008 02:44 PM EST --
Ok, lets do a word game, how many words/names/places/things what ever can you come up with if you have the first letter of that word that starts with a "D"
It can . . . more
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January 15, 2008 09:05 AM EST --
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Sorting through the objects on display, he discovers a life-sized bronze sculpture of a rat. He picks . . . more
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January 22, 2008 08:48 PM EST --
This gameis simple. I'll give you a letter and you leave a comment withthe name of any celebrity whose name begins with that letter. Repeatsare ok and in fact actually welcomed. It can be anyone in . . . more
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June 10, 2008 03:09 PM EDT --
Another funny from the email!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have . . . more
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January 18, 2008 12:54 PM EST --
Time for a Diet:
Ole was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat this procedure for two weeks. . . . more
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January 17, 2008 11:10 AM EST --
Revenge or Karma?:
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something . . . more
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January 22, 2008 09:24 AM EST --
Grandpa's don't loose your grand kids in a mall
ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING: Do NOT lose your Grand kids in the Mall.
My grandson got away from me Sunday at the mall.
He . . . more
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November 03, 2007 12:16 AM EDT --
Going back to childhood days or maybe not maybe even today at whatever age we all are; who was or is your favorite cartoon character?
I think mine was a toss up between Scooby Doo and Bugs Bunny! Scooby . . . more
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January 15, 2008 08:58 AM EST --
Two old hippies are walking down the road one day.
They come across a very large crater in the middle of the road.
The one hippie says to the other:
"WOW! That's deep...Dude" . . . more
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January 24, 2008 12:16 PM EST --
Look out
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to
the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a
business suit complete . . . more
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January 22, 2008 08:00 PM EST --
I looked at my cell phone bill today and it was $567.00. I thought surely this is some mistake. No! It was for real. My youngest daughter ran up a bill by going over our minutes by more than 700 minutes. . . . more
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January 14, 2008 03:50 PM EST --
Hi,
This is always an interesting topic, What is your Zodiac Sign, birth sign? Do you believe your birth sign really says who you are?
Any one know? Post your sign with a beief discription in . . . more
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January 23, 2008 09:17 AM EST --
Thisgame is simple. I'll give you a letter and you leave a comment with thename of any celebrity whose name begins or ends with that letter. Repeats are okand in fact actually welcomed. One name per . . . more
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November 20, 2007 03:44 PM EST --
Riddle
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you . . . more
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November 24, 2007 03:04 PM EST --
This morning I was using the bathroom and doing what I believe most people do when using the toilet. The bathroom door was closed. Suddenly, I heard little footsteps running down the hall and the bathroom . . . more
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September 23, 2007 11:13 PM EDT --
On my way home from work, I couldn't believe my eyes. I saw an elephant. Of course those of you who know me, know I am a story teller. But I don't lie. I told everyone but . . . more
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October 04, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21078088/
FOND DU LAC, Wis. Apperently somebody needs to go real bad. Someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men's public bathrooms at the . . . more
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February 20, 2008 05:47 PM EST --
My daughter is now 13, and she is adopted. She is lovely, spoiled, and all mine. I adopted her from foster care. She was a complete surprise as I was not fostering any children but heard . . . more
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March 20, 2008 11:25 PM EDT --
I was at the grocery store today paying for my food. A drunk came up behind me and said,
"You're single aren't you lady?"
I asked how he knew.
He said, "You're . . . more
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